i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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