Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
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Wipe that smile off your face.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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