i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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