he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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