Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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