I want to stick my p in your. b.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
FUCK WHALES
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