If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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