Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
4 words: hood of his car
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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