it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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