Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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