did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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