ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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