Soap is not a condiment
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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