Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
