dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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