I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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