You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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