He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
meet me or not, i'm out of control
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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