why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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