How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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