i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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