I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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