She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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