physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
