Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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