i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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