You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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