My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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