today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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