Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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