Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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