Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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