too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
