it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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