I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
