There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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