hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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