I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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