he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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