I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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