I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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