but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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