To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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