I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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