is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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