We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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