READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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