All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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