Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
jump out the window naked night went bad
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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