:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
