Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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