he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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