No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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