so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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