Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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