Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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