you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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