And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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